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Charlize Theron (born August 7, 1975) is a South African American actor, film producer, and former fashion model.
She rose to fame in the late 1990s following her roles in 2 Days in the Valley, Mighty Joe Young, The Devil's Advocate, and The Cider House Rules. She received critical acclaim and
more... Academy Award for her portrayal of serial killer Aileen Wuornos in the film Monster, for which she became the first African to win an Academy Award in a major acting category. She received another Academy Award nomination for her performance in North Country.
She was named Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive in 2007. In late 2008 she was asked to be a UN Messenger of Peace by the UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon. less
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Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
32 days ago
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
32 days ago
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
32 days ago
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
32 days ago
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
32 days ago
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
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Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
32 days ago
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
32 days ago
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
32 days ago
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
32 days ago
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
32 days ago
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
32 days ago
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
32 days ago
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
32 days ago
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
32 days ago
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
32 days ago
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
32 days ago
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
32 days ago
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32 days ago
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32 days ago
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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
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A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
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Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
32 days ago
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
32 days ago
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
32 days ago
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
32 days ago
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
32 days ago
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
32 days ago
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
32 days ago
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
32 days ago
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
32 days ago
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
32 days ago
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
32 days ago
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
32 days ago
A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.
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Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
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Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
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We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
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Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
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For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
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Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
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Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
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Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
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Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
32 days ago
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
32 days ago
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
32 days ago
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
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I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
32 days ago
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
32 days ago
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
32 days ago
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
32 days ago
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
32 days ago
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
32 days ago
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
32 days ago
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
32 days ago
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
32 days ago
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
32 days ago
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
32 days ago
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
32 days ago
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
32 days ago
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
32 days ago
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
32 days ago
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
32 days ago
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
32 days ago
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
32 days ago
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
32 days ago
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
31 days ago
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
31 days ago
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
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I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
31 days ago
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
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If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
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If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
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The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.
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Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
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The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
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The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
31 days ago
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
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One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
31 days ago
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
31 days ago
I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.
31 days ago
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
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31 days ago
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
31 days ago
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
31 days ago
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
31 days ago
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
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There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
31 days ago
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
31 days ago
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
31 days ago
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
31 days ago
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
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Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
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The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
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Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
31 days ago
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
31 days ago
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
31 days ago
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
31 days ago
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
31 days ago
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
31 days ago
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
31 days ago
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
31 days ago
The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.
31 days ago
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
31 days ago
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
30 days ago
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
30 days ago
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
30 days ago
Barab�si's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do � whether it is correct or not.
30 days ago
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
30 days ago
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
30 days ago
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
30 days ago
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
30 days ago
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
30 days ago
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
30 days ago
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
30 days ago
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
30 days ago
It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.
30 days ago
Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.
30 days ago
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
30 days ago
Why don't you write books people can read?
30 days ago
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
30 days ago
If a man does his best, what else is there?
30 days ago
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
30 days ago
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
30 days ago
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.
30 days ago
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
30 days ago
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain
30 days ago
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
30 days ago
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
30 days ago
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
30 days ago
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
30 days ago
Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
30 days ago
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
30 days ago
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
30 days ago
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
30 days ago
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
30 days ago
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
30 days ago
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
30 days ago
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
30 days ago
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30 days ago
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
30 days ago
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
30 days ago
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
30 days ago
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
30 days ago
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
30 days ago
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
29 days ago
The covers of this book are too far apart.
29 days ago
Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.
29 days ago
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
29 days ago
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
29 days ago
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
29 days ago
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
29 days ago
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
29 days ago
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
29 days ago
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
29 days ago
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
29 days ago
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
29 days ago
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
29 days ago
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
29 days ago
Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.
29 days ago
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
29 days ago
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
29 days ago
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
29 days ago
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
29 days ago
Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.
29 days ago
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
29 days ago
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
29 days ago
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
29 days ago
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
29 days ago
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
29 days ago
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
29 days ago
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29 days ago
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
29 days ago
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
29 days ago
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
29 days ago
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29 days ago
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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28 days ago
Nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
28 days ago
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
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28 days ago
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
28 days ago
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
28 days ago
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
28 days ago
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
28 days ago
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
28 days ago
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
28 days ago
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
28 days ago
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28 days ago
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
28 days ago
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
28 days ago
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
28 days ago
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
28 days ago
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
28 days ago
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
28 days ago
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
28 days ago
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28 days ago
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28 days ago
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
28 days ago
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28 days ago
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28 days ago
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Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
28 days ago
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
28 days ago
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
28 days ago
I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.
28 days ago
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
28 days ago
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
28 days ago
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27 days ago
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
27 days ago
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
27 days ago
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
27 days ago
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
27 days ago
Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
27 days ago
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
27 days ago
The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.
27 days ago
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
27 days ago
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
27 days ago
What is morally wrong can never be advantageous, even when it enables you to make some gain that you believe to be to your advantage.
27 days ago
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.
27 days ago
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
27 days ago
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
27 days ago
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
27 days ago
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
27 days ago
A hen is only an egg�s way of making another egg.
27 days ago
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
27 days ago
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
27 days ago
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
27 days ago
If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.
27 days ago
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
27 days ago
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
27 days ago
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
27 days ago
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
27 days ago
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
27 days ago
It is better to be quotable than to be honest.
27 days ago
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
27 days ago
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
27 days ago
Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.
27 days ago
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
27 days ago
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
27 days ago
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
27 days ago
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
27 days ago
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
27 days ago
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
27 days ago
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
27 days ago
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
27 days ago
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
27 days ago
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
27 days ago
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
26 days ago
People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
26 days ago
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
26 days ago
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
26 days ago
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
26 days ago
Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
26 days ago
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
26 days ago
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
26 days ago
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
26 days ago
Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?
26 days ago
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
26 days ago
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
26 days ago
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
26 days ago
Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.
26 days ago
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
26 days ago
I am not young enough to know everything.
26 days ago
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
26 days ago
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
26 days ago
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
26 days ago
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
26 days ago
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
26 days ago
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
26 days ago
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
26 days ago
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
26 days ago
Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
26 days ago
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
26 days ago
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
26 days ago
Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
26 days ago
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
26 days ago
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
26 days ago
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
26 days ago
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
26 days ago
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
26 days ago
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
26 days ago
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
26 days ago
C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
26 days ago
Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.
26 days ago
If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.
26 days ago
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
26 days ago
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
26 days ago
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
26 days ago
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
26 days ago
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
26 days ago
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
26 days ago
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
26 days ago
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
26 days ago
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.
26 days ago
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
26 days ago
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
26 days ago
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
26 days ago
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
26 days ago
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
26 days ago
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
26 days ago
The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
25 days ago
Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.
25 days ago
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
25 days ago
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
25 days ago
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
25 days ago
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
25 days ago
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
25 days ago
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
25 days ago
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
25 days ago
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
25 days ago
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
25 days ago
It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
25 days ago
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
25 days ago
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
25 days ago
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
25 days ago
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
25 days ago
Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.
25 days ago
And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings
25 days ago
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
25 days ago
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
25 days ago
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
25 days ago
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
25 days ago
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
25 days ago
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
25 days ago
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
25 days ago
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
25 days ago
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
25 days ago
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
25 days ago
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
25 days ago
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
25 days ago
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
25 days ago
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
25 days ago
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
25 days ago
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
25 days ago
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
25 days ago
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
25 days ago
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
25 days ago
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
25 days ago
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
25 days ago
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!
25 days ago
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
25 days ago
When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
25 days ago
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
25 days ago
Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist � and better tools.
25 days ago
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
25 days ago
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
25 days ago
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
25 days ago
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
25 days ago
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
25 days ago
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
25 days ago
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
25 days ago
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
24 days ago
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
24 days ago
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
24 days ago
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
24 days ago
The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
24 days ago
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
24 days ago
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
24 days ago
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
24 days ago
I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.
24 days ago
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
24 days ago
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
24 days ago
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
24 days ago
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
24 days ago
All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.
24 days ago
Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.
24 days ago
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
24 days ago
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
24 days ago
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
24 days ago
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
24 days ago
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
24 days ago
To the Honourable Member opposite I say, when he goes home tonight, may his mother run out from under the porch and bark at him
24 days ago
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
24 days ago
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
24 days ago
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
24 days ago
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
24 days ago
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
24 days ago
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
24 days ago
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
24 days ago
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
24 days ago
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
24 days ago
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!
24 days ago
Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
24 days ago
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
24 days ago
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
24 days ago
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
24 days ago
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
24 days ago
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
24 days ago
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
24 days ago
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
23 days ago
Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?
23 days ago
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
23 days ago
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
23 days ago
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
23 days ago
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
23 days ago
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
23 days ago
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
23 days ago
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
23 days ago
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23 days ago
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
23 days ago
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
23 days ago
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
23 days ago
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
23 days ago
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
23 days ago
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
23 days ago
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
23 days ago
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
23 days ago
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
23 days ago
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
23 days ago
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
23 days ago
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
23 days ago
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
23 days ago
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
23 days ago
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
23 days ago
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
23 days ago
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
22 days ago
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
22 days ago
Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.
22 days ago
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
22 days ago
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
22 days ago
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
22 days ago
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
22 days ago
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
22 days ago
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
22 days ago
Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.
22 days ago
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
22 days ago
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
22 days ago
It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software
22 days ago
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
22 days ago
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
22 days ago
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
22 days ago
C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog
22 days ago
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
22 days ago
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
22 days ago
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
22 days ago
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
22 days ago
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
22 days ago
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
22 days ago
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
22 days ago
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
22 days ago
Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.
21 days ago
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
21 days ago
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
21 days ago
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
21 days ago
Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.
21 days ago
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
21 days ago
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
21 days ago
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
21 days ago
One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.
21 days ago
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
21 days ago
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
21 days ago
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
21 days ago
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
21 days ago
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
21 days ago
The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment
21 days ago
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
21 days ago
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
21 days ago
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
21 days ago
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
21 days ago
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
20 days ago
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
20 days ago
My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
20 days ago
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
20 days ago
Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.
20 days ago
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
20 days ago
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
20 days ago
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
20 days ago
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
20 days ago
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
20 days ago
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
20 days ago
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
20 days ago
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
20 days ago
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
20 days ago
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
20 days ago
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
20 days ago
My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.
20 days ago
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
20 days ago
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
19 days ago
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
19 days ago
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
19 days ago
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
19 days ago
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
19 days ago
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
19 days ago
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
19 days ago
Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
19 days ago
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.
19 days ago
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
19 days ago
Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question
19 days ago
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.
19 days ago
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
19 days ago
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
19 days ago
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
19 days ago
In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.
19 days ago
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
19 days ago
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
19 days ago
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
19 days ago
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
19 days ago
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
19 days ago
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
19 days ago
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.
19 days ago
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
19 days ago
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
19 days ago
Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
18 days ago
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
18 days ago
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
17 days ago
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
17 days ago
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
17 days ago
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
17 days ago
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
17 days ago
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
17 days ago
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
17 days ago
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
17 days ago
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
17 days ago
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
17 days ago
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
17 days ago
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
17 days ago
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17 days ago
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
17 days ago
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
17 days ago
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
17 days ago
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
17 days ago
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17 days ago
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
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16 days ago
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
16 days ago
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
16 days ago
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
16 days ago
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
16 days ago
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16 days ago
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
16 days ago
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
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The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
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In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
15 days ago
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
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We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
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